In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
Honey, the preschool called… Dylan grabbed his first removed! Anyway we have to find a new preschool. Fucking libs!
He’s now in the Donald Trump school for gifted children
Now he’s the one getting grabbed
He’s now in the Donald Trump school for
giftedgrifter children.FTFY