It’s only 7, but I trust your imagination to come up with a few more.
Your body. It’s highly processed, contains nitrates, contains huge amounts of cholesterol, and is a known carcinogen according to the WHO. It’s like smoking, but for your digestive system instead of your respiratory system.
In colognes and deodorants. If you smell like bacon, then you need a shower. I don’t care how delicious you smell.
A vegan convention.
A muslim vegan convention.
Peanut butter
Bacon, egg, and peanut butter on toasted rye is incredible.
It’s not good for your conscience if you’ve seen the gas chambers where the pigs are killed.
How should the pigs be killed in your opinion?
Nice try, FBI
Here are my guesses. Anyone willing to try and find out, please report back with your findings.
Grapefruit
Mountain dew
Blended into a fruit smoothie
The filling inside Gushers
Matcha green tea
Lemonade
Mixed into plain yogurt
Rum
I’ve had bacon fat washed rum. It was delicious
Huh, I had no idea that was a thing. Lowkey going to try that
I agree to most. But “plain yogurt with crispy bacon” does not sound that awful.
Video cards. Cooks up well enough if you play the right games but it makes a big mess.
Milk
A big ol’bowl of Bacon-O’s! Hmmmmmmm…
Everything.
-Your Cardiologist
Bacon is not good in the garbage can. That would be a waste.
Unless it’s vegan bacon.
Parks and Rec: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2_bQkaG5U
Vegan food.
I can’t think of anything bacon doesn’t improve.
Bacon makes everything better, but there are also things that make bacon worse.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Thank you for the suggestion. Someday I’ll try the ice cream with bacon bits.
Bacon in ice cream is really good. I used to make this at a buffet regularly.
Now I want to try… I bet it’s fucking delicious!
Cakes and other sugary dishes.
Chocolate and bacon is a great mix
Best thing I ever tasted was an artisan dark chocolate with bacon and sea salt.
I had a bacon wrapped donut from voodoo donuts once, at the time I thought it was pretty good, then several hours later I had the worst food poisoning experience. Nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit came out of me.
Never again.
That’s not inconsistent. Bacon tastes great, and with most things. It’s always something to want.
But it’s never good for you. You’ll always regret it later. The only different is most of us regret it for our increased likelihood of death but you may have wished for death
We’re going to need a detailed description of the nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit.
I won’t be reading them, but we need them regardless.
More bacon for me.
Uhh, bacon would be delicious on a maple glazed donut
Yes but not pancakes/flapjacks.
makin pancakes. makin bacon pancakes
while not bacon, there is a recipe from Saxony-Anhalt which combined sweet rice pudding with bratwurst. (never tried it, just know it exists)
https://ddr-zeiten-buch-frueher.de/apfelreis-milchreis-mit-bratwurst-ddr-rezept/
and some people think pineapple with pizza is bad (it’s not)
Feces.
