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I really hate that Gen-Z made the porn/cop mustache popular again. I hated it in the 80s and I still hate it today. You look like a fucking jackass with one.
Never trust a man who purposefully grows a mustache. If I’m shaving my face it’s either all going bald or all staying stubble.
Not saying he’s a bad guy, in fact everything I’ve seen about him seems positive…but purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me
He has that Ted Lasso look and seems super upbeat even in the face of adversity.
Ditching a good looking beard is always a dangerous venture.
It would take him about a month to regrow
Sewer socialism indeed
Movember PR perhaps?
I liked the beard but it doesn’t matter much if the politics are the same.
Go mandami.
Hope I spelled it right.
MaMdani
Wamamdario about to turn up and lower taxes for the wealthy.
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Itsa me Madamio!
No that’s him from the mirror universe. He’s evil. He’s going to add pot holes to city streets.
Wamdami
CEOs better watch out, Luigi’s brother has entered the chat.
“Wegee Not-a Scared of-a some stuff-a-da-shirt CEO! Mario an I-a gonna stompa da bourgeois lika we did ta Bowser!” -Luigi Vertiviri (It’s italian for “Jumpman;” shush)
I can’t wait for the OVER 9000 PLUGS REMOVED meme when he inevitably fixes the sewer drains
I like the use of the word “inevitably” here
Movember?
(No, I’m no fun at parties. Why do you ask?)
Or No-Nut November has caused him to go a bit rabid.
and it is only 6th…
He’ll be full Joe Stalin by December the 1st.
I don’t believe you… go on, tell us about your special interest!
I think you forgot about the pathological demand avoidance part of autism.
That was actually my guess as well
Time to hand it to the bourgeoisie elite with a blue shell.
That is when those at the bottom get a blue shell to take those out at the front.
We’ve had Luigi, so are we now ready to take on the boss? Is our party complete?
We all geared up? Does anyone need to pee first?
In a better universe he’d be Mario to Luigi’s Luigi
