I love using Consoomer, as recent as a while ago. This is the perfect term to describe people who spend their every waking minute, feeling like they’ve got to go buy things. It isn’t because they’re buying to survive or sustain. They’re buying just to consoom. Cattle with wallets as I’ve called them.

I also like Coomer, because it makes fun of people who’re obsessed with jacking off and pornography in unhealthy ways.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee
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    7 hours ago

    I have a pet tanuki, which are also known as racremoved dogs, and I like to combine the slang term for racremoved which is “trash panda” and the slang term for dog which is “doggo”.