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slingshot you back home
Fuck that, dude, I’m staying
I ain’t going back you can’t make me
Star Trek Captain: Okay, we’ll send you back by-
Me: NO! DEAR GOD, NO! PLEASE, DON’T DO THAT!
edit: actually this would make a banger prime directive episode. time traveler from a shit time doesn’t want to go back, but the crew learns that their absence causes problems.
that was an episode of the orville
i should watch that show, I’ve heard that it just turns into TNG-lite after season one?
essentially.
spoiler
they even make pains to say the two bad alien species are uniting “like the molotov ribbentrop pact” but it’s about as good as star trek imo. it only takes one abused child to make their union embargo a species so they’re technically ahead of our world in spite of liberalism still baked in
Even season 1 has some good stuff, but the comedy/parody angle gets dropped almost completely for seasons 2 and 3.
The runabout is aparently never too secured to use it to scape
The Orville S03E10, “Future Unknown”
As if I’d go back. Slingshot me home to retrieve some of my belongings, more like.
I’d just replicate new stuff while I browse the 25th century version of Wikipedia on 21st century historical events
Reenact
moment in DC on the holodeckI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Yeah im not even a big star trek guy and that universe seems chill as fuck
Getting my health issues cured
Surrounded by people by people who are not threatened by me flourishing
Mastering all the arts and sports
Getting excited about technology again because torment nexus builders aren’t in control
I’ll replicate new ones, not taking that chance
You probably have the right of it, but I have this one handmade teapot that I don’t think I can describe adequately for the replicator, nor sculpt in Holodeck Blender. Alas, the geometry is too sublime.
You could devote years to handmaking teapots and giving away all the not sublime enough ones.
Maybe Dr. Crusher can rinse all the plaque and covid from my brain and Worf or whoever will turn out to be a master potter, and together they can help me grasp the rhythms hidden within the clay. Or maybe an SD card with photos of the pot will get isekaied with me. I guess I’ll have to carry one on me from now on, just in case.
There have gotta be people in the Federation who are like Joseph Sisko but for pottery
Thousands even,
statstically.
Joseph Sisko
He famously called replicated food “slop” all the way back in the 90s
I wouldn’t leave lol
It would be charming to watch Data interact with an enormous anime sword “no mortal can lift”
I Parry Everything, android edition
i read that in sisko’s voice
They should make a show that follows the people they saved from the ancient USA cryogenic shuttle and their adjustment to life under post scarcity.
the 80s business guy character goes on a beautiful character arc where he has to learn that profit is meaningless but using his talents to serve his fellow man anyway is worthwhile
the other characters gain access to super alcohol, cybernetics, and gene editing and go wild
Actually that guy canonically becomes the ambassador to Ferenginar in one of the books.
