If not, this totally ruins First Contact for me because it means Geordi didn’t zap-fry Zefram Cocrane’s hands after he took a piss in the infamous “Leak? I’m not detecting any leak,” scene.
Think about the implications: the entire inside of the first warp-capable ship? Covered in dick germs. All the controls. Dick germs. Dick germs everywhere.
This also changes the tone of the scene where the Vulcans were pretending not to know how to shake hands with him – they fucking knew. You know goddamned well that they knew. They’re just (rightfully) dickgermaphobes.
Vulcans canonically have a very heightened sense of smell and find humane stinky. They totally smelled piss
I wanted to join Starfleet but a bunch of Vulcans surrounded me and chanted “Pee boy! Pee boy! Look at the illogical pee boy!”.
What’s the matter, illogical pee boy? Getting… Emotional?
From what I remember, the transporter eliminates all alien germs when people get beamed into the ship. Not sure if they show the disinfection method for people who enter the ship via another vessel.
Guy too lazy to take a shower so he just beams back and forth a few times
callin me out like that
They never beamed Cochrane anywhere though.
And the Vulcans didn’t have transporters yet; they were still new tech as of ENT, and this is still a ways before that.
I’m telling you, dick germs. Dick germs everywhere.
Shut down Hexbear.net, this is the best post.
Dick germs are an integral part of 21st century human society, the vulcans were just demonstrating their acute and pervasive racism
dick germs aren’t bad at all – not a single bottom i play with have complained about it. lol
Volcel police! We got one!
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
@[email protected] there’s WAY TOO MANY men in slings with thier legs up in the air waiting – for hours sometimes!!! – at the clubs to ever make celibacy a real option for me… i’m morally obligated to give back to the community [bottoms]. lol
