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    • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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      6 months ago

      Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

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          Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

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              I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

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                Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

                Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

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              It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

              Disclaimer

              eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

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                    you’ll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.

                    at the fucking core of it, “haha it’s funny because I’m joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food” is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that’s anything but focused?

                    please fuck off with that bullshit.

                    (e: just realized this may also sound like I’m arguing (from) a binary - that’s not the intention)

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                    this winner just tried a flood of spurious reports

                    we have improved his techtakes experience, and everyone else’s

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        I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

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          You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.