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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

McDonald’s praised for giving work experience to convicted felon

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McDonald’s praised for giving work experience to convicted felon

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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McDonald’s has been praised by the liberal media for giving work experience to a convicted felon who is currently looking for a new job.
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    They should hire him full time. Just don’t let him slack off on his phone. He is not responsible enough.

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      You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.

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        He’s not qualified to tie his shoes without adult supervision.

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      Do you think washing your hands matters when you smell that bad?

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