She’s still gonna vote for him though

“ I didn’t obviously terrible thing, but I refuse to take any responsibility for it. Sorry, not sorry”

“Everyone I know is an idiot, therefore I must also act like an idiot.”

I still have nightmares about my o-chem final. 25 years later…

There is no republican party in Spain. lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_Spain

As Trump’s GOP simultaneously decries FCC overreach, any form of oversight at all, and has - many times - sworn to abolish the FCC altogether…

So brave to seize on a natural disaster and massive human tragedy. How proud of yourselves you must be.

Only 18 months too late

Congratulations on your new metaneurosis

Unless you have any peer reviewed studies proving that unicorn farts are harmful, I demand full legalization.

Yeah, I think we all deserve at least a little bit of forgetting every day. We’ve been enduring this bullshit for the better part of a decade. We don’t owe that asshole 100% of our attention all the time. Fuck him. And fuck everyone of his followers, too.

The Nerenberg trials got it right by executing the lot of them. We need more of that after this election cycle. There is no value in keeping them around. It’s not like any of them are launching rockets or anything.

Oh, fuck…

False. Impromptu cat buttholes are infinitely more charming than Felon Tusk.

I don’t need to keep being reminded that Trump supporters are the absolute worst pieces of shit on the planet.

Something something CRM – 114

After the daughter of the evil emperor, Liz Cheney, endorsed her, what did you expect?

Yeah, but those Eastern European countries aren’t physically moving westward. They’re just trying to institute democracy.

Why is it “pro-western” instead of “pro-democracy”?

He doesn’t need luck. He has money.