Can report from a much hotter place: I am not operating happily here! Shit is on fire and my brain doesn’t work due to too much heat. Playing cricket at this hour would be certain suicide, but if you go make sure to have some mad dogs with you, they love cricket too! May the brain worms finally kill their pathetic hosts, the planet sure needs it.
If the press regulation that came out of the Levenson inquiry had been mandatory instead of voluntary, and we had actually held the Levenson inquiry part 2, we wouldn’t have these billionaire owners outlets spouting so much shit
The subtitles read like environmental story telling notes you’d find in a mysterious apocalyptic dustbowl
“Everything will be normal once the rain returns”
“Other places are this hot and everythings fine for them!”
“Day 473 without rain, finally finished a game of cricket without rain stoppages, morale falling”
“Do not, my friends, become addicted to water as you will resent its absence”
The village brown.
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