IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment,” said Nathan Chisholm, a disheveled-looking member of the Taco Bell product […]
Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don’t have any :(
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Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Freeze?
The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.
… that’d work, actually.
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