I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”

Interested to hear what you think.

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    Peef.

    It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.

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          I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?

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            Yeah I’m good. I guess there’s an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.

            The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life

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              Ok, I’ve had many catheters inserted into my penis, I’ve just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn’t a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.

    • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      3 months ago

      I learned a new thing today, thank you!

      Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?