As Elon Musk likes to do whenever disaster hits somewhere in the world, Hurricane Helene was another opportunity to show off his generosity and make himself part of the news. This time, Musk made headlines with a promise that SpaceX Starlink would be free for 30 days to help in places where fiber and cellular infrastructure might have been knocked offline. More than 200 people have been identified as dead in the disaster.
But the catch is that it’s really not free at all. It really looks like not much more than a glorified new-customer promotion.
For one, anyone interested in taking up the offer still has to pay approximately $400 for the dish itself (including shipping and tax) and they’re getting automatically rolled into a $120 per-month contract when the free month ends.
Fucking hell - Verizon, Sprint and AT&T also, apparently have free Helene deals on offer! And Comcast (or whatever the hell they rebranded too) has six months and their nipple flaps at the ready!
Xfinity, although I prefer my head canon on which they rebranded to Crapcast
Corncast
Who the hell is Sprint?
I’ll admit that I haven’t lived in the US in more than a decade so some of the companies may be out of date - Sprint is/was a large phone carrier.
They are giving you shit because:
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_Corporation
Yeah, they sold out to The Man. That’s why I use MCI.
They were cool when they had push to talk walkie talkie function.
Fair enough - at least I didn’t put Telus, Rogers, Vodafone or Orange on that list. My brain wanted to… you’ve never known a righteous removeding like complaining about Telus.