shame on you. I hope Mark Cerney didn’t read any of your posts.
Horizon Zero Dawn game is gunna’ be so big it’ll be titled “Horizon: One Day”
In a just-world I would never be allowed to open GIMP
people are talking about DVDs like they weren’t loaded with DRM. that’s the real issue get rid of the DRM and then you can create your own physical media.
40 TB of cartridge space, not because the games are bigger, but because it’s bloated from being vibe coded.
10 TB of cut scenes and 20 TB of node_modules
Damn, was hoping for minidisc
Bit idea: They launch a “Blu Ray Version”, but it’s cheaper and when in standby mode it is mandatory that it be used for AI cloud compute.
I’m actually surprised as hell that this doesn’t already exist.
those folding@home ps3s all just filled with dust
This isn’t true. Sony is working with Feld Electrical to make the first radio console with the first exclusive being Fortress Accident. Really looking forward to it
Get ready!
click…click…click
Oh god the load times.
Each game will take 1 hour to install MGS4-style. Games will cost $200 MSRP. They will add a third analog stick to the Dualshock 6 that you operate with a meta-rayban eyetracker device. Sony will publish 2 games for the system’s 20 year lifespan.
2 concords for the systems 20 year lifespan that they will shut down 60 seconds after release for not meeting expectations
The playtime tracker will be moved to only being accessible via app. Will require 2FA on every boot up.
