Sentient Lincoln Memorial Algae Confirms Expansion Plans, Requests Less Oxygen

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Sentient Lincoln Memorial Algae Confirms Expansion Plans, Requests Less Oxygen

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Federal officials insist the nation’s expanding sentient algae poses no immediate threat, despite its stated plans to replace Earth’s atmosphere and President Trump naming it the leader of Antifa.

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