With America’s attention span now measured in fractions of a news cycle, officials say even history’s greatest monsters simply can’t compete with today’s content calendar.
      • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
        5·
        12 days ago

        Lol, I got enough space in my heart to follow you and make sure everyone knows you’re selling slop. Now if you labeled your slop as slop, I’d leave you alone. But you don’t so I won’t.

        • Dispassionate@quokk.auOPEnglish
          1·
          12 days ago

          Every comment or downvote means we are doing something right. We don’t want to be left alone, we want space in your head. ;)

        • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          1·
          12 days ago

          Have a source:

          The image is AI generated. No one is suggesting they aren’t. Did you want us to somehow get a dozen people together, make some signs, and take a photo for an article you’re going to forget about by the end of the day? That’s ridiculous. Grow up.

          (Because nothing’s worse than unsourced/unbacked accusations)

  • altphoto@lemmy.todayEnglish
    2·
    13 days ago

    This week we lost our freedom to sue Monsanto/Bayer and the like for things like getting cancer from Roundup. Also this week all Haitians have lost their temporary legal rights to work and live here in freedom and safety. All of them will be deported shortly as another way to keep us from investigating the Epstein files. Atleast it’s almost Friday. They might come for one of our testicles next for population maintenance. Women will be artificially inseminated at the age of 18 to make sure we have enough slaves to keep the economy from collapsing. Hey, someone has to buy that 2 bedroom 1.5million dollar mansion you live in… Am I right?