VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoThreats and promises are your guiding principles?discuss.onlineimagemessage-square149linkfedilinkarrow-up11.23K
arrow-up11.23KimageThreats and promises are your guiding principles?discuss.onlineVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square149linkfedilink
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month agoall hail daannii, god of helping strangers
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoSounds good to me! All bow down to daanii or be purged! PURGE THE HERETICS!
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoDaannii, Patron Saint of Stranger Helping
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoUnlike Detective J.J. Bittenbinder, the Demonic Herald of Stranger Danger.
minus-squaresuigenerix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAmen! Great news! You’re all welcome to the new Church of Daannii I’ve started. We live purely for the glory of Daannii’s sacrifice to strangers. (Also, please remember to bring your 10% tithe each week.) Praise Daannii!
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoHoly shit this has to be how Christianity happened
minus-squaredaannii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWho knows how many saints were just atheists showing some common decency and empathy.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSounds like something a Heretic would say……
all hail daannii, god of helping strangers
Sounds good to me! All bow down to daanii or be purged! PURGE THE HERETICS!
Praise Daanii!
Daannii, Patron Saint of Stranger Helping
Unlike Detective J.J. Bittenbinder, the Demonic Herald of Stranger Danger.
Amen!
Great news! You’re all welcome to the new Church of Daannii I’ve started. We live purely for the glory of Daannii’s sacrifice to strangers.
(Also, please remember to bring your 10% tithe each week.)
Praise Daannii!
Holy shit this has to be how Christianity happened
Who knows how many saints were just atheists showing some common decency and empathy.
Sounds like something a Heretic would say……