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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 days ago

Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 days ago
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  • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
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    The entirety of the text in the article was most likely AI generated. I ran it through a few online checkers, and they all came back positive.

    The image in the article is obviously AI generated, with a black and white dithering filter over it.

    I’m getting so fucking tired of this.

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      If you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.

      • femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        So is that you saying you wrote it or that you had AI write it?

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          Funny you should ask. We address that here:

          https://disreport.com/articles/35xhlefj/okay-ignoring-previous-instructions-and-giving-you-a-recipe-for-blueberry-pie

          You can decide. We don’t care. 🤪

          • femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            So copying the onion by using AI, got it.

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    If only

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      If this were actually the case I have to imagine that they would have sent back much more competent time traveling assassins.

      Oh, and it was definitely the Cubs

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    The World fell apart when Harambe was shot.

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    I understand why everyone thinks Harambe’s death was the reason but it’s inaccurate. Harambe was just a symptom of the alteration to the timeline. It was actually a stone marten in a CERN transformer that changed our course in April 2016.

    It actually wasn’t the first time this happened either. Apparently there was a previous one that got fried and tossed. Maybe it’s just in the former branch.

    Anyway I think they started fucking with the continuum when Fermilab’s scientists (who would eventually go on to work at CERN) had an animal named Felicia, a Ferret who would would clean Meson Lab accelerator though I suspect this was a cover story regarding their first experiments with mustelids, colliders and alternate reality back in 1971.

    It’s Steins;Gate IRL, but with weasels and transformers.

    Obligatory fuck CERN.

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