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Trump Administration Announces All Doors Must Have Knobs

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Trump Administration Announces All Doors Must Have Knobs

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

The Trump administration announced that all doors must have traditional knobs by August, forcing businesses to remove accessibility-friendly hardware while simultaneously threatening investigations into anyone whose doors remain too easy to open.

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I don’t think there are that many Republicans.

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