Why doesn’t this exist?
Take dried beans, roast 'em, grind 'em, and brew some bean juice?
I have no idea if it would taste good or not, but we don’t know if we don’t try.
Edit: I need to see what dried beans I have and maybe go shopping. I will give this a try with a couple different types of beans and report back if I fart or not.
Ignoring the fact that coffee beans aren’t beans, for the same reason we don’t make tea with just any leaf. Someone braver than you tried it and it was disgusting.
We do make tea with a lot more plants than people realize though.
Absolutely that’s why I didn’t specify a leaf type. Probably could have said poison ivy and been fine though
Anything is edible. Once.
Dont they make Tea out of stinging nettles or something?
I’ve tried hibiscus tea which is nice even without the sugar.
Nettle tea is delicious.
No, tea is the name of the plant. If its not made from tea leaves its not bloody tea!!
I’m gonna go and brew myself a nice and relaxing lavender verbena tea.
You can have the “bloody tea” yourself (which sounds disgusting btw I’d prefer my tea plant based, thank you very much).
Tea is just blank blood diluted in water
Oh apologies Commissar, I didn’t realize! I’m just a poor American coffee drinker.
Or toxic! Don’t forget toxic.
Or even psychedelic. Don’t think I need to say not to forget it, because I’m sure you won’t be able to 🫠
Tisane to be pedantic