Recently saw an ad for a place that advertised themselves as both “plant based friendly” and “meat lover friendly”. 
I immediately reacted by saying “What kind of loser chud makes eating corpse a personality trait? Some sort of divorced dad quirk chungus that won’t shut up about bacon 20 years after that stopped being even remotely funny on reddit??”
And then I realized I do the same shit with beans, even with my carnist coworkers. Hell, I even do it on here. A-Am I fucking cringe for being too into beans, or am I still based because beans are worth the attention? My vegan partner thinks there’s no escape from being a cringey millennial either way. 
Literally everything is cringe just eat your beans and be happy
Like my one personality trait here is being the poopy owl person, whatever you do you’ll never out-cringe me, so just enjoy your life, there are sillier personality quirks out there than liking beans. At least that shits healthy
I guess I’ll just have to live the rest of my live the rest of my life as a quirked up white woman that won’t shut about about how pog chickpeas are.
I suppose it still beats being a white woman that is suspiciously passionate about dogs or horses.
it’s actually good to be quirk chungus
I’m very based and cringe pilled.
Loving beans isn’t cringe because it’s good, glorifying eating meat like chuds do is cringe because they are heartless murderers. If someone had a shirt with
on it I’d be like “yo we should be friends.”Maybe we are all cringe here, but cringe only exists in the perception of the cringer. Our rivals will cringe themselves to their demise at our glorious bean ways.
honey, go outside.
HAH, I’m vegan and don’t eat honey, therefore I get to stay inside forever!
