CHICAGO—Confirming the impressive but limited scope of the birds’ cognitive abilities, a study published Thursday by the University of Chicago found that crows were intelligent enough to steal trinkets, but foolish enough to think that material goods would solve their problems. “Our data indicates that corvids display the reasoning skills necessary to pilfer and collect […]
This study was conducted by a bio grad student with a minor in philosophy.
I bet we can make dolphins can have existential crises. Let’s torture one and find out!