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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Funny but cruel

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Funny but cruel

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    How do you get it home?

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      It’s vacuumed flat, put it in the bottom of a suitcase

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        So you betting the vacuum sealer, or a vacuum cleaner in vacation?

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          No silly it stays in the bag, duh 🙄

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            Ahh so it’s just to get the kid into the car.

            Somehow this didn’t occur to me.

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              I was actually joking. I imagine the child would be displeased with the toy staying in the bag. And if they open it? Now you have to struggle to get it home.

              I don’t know what the actual point would be unless you bring the vacuum with you

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          It stays with the family I was visiting of course

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