we have this mean neighbor outdoor cat who has been fighting with out indoor cats (like, attacking our windows and shit) and that cat has recently escalated to pissing on our house. i like cats, but this one is mean. i’m taking it out to the river if i catch it. we’ve sprinkled the entire property with cayenne to dissuade it, set up automatic sprinklers, the works.
the day after i seasoned the property line, i see cat scratches. in the dirt. out in the open. not even hidden or anything. right next to my award winning1 blackberry bush. OH THAT DAMN CAT i ran out got the good cayenne and dropped an entire tablespoon right there on top of its piss puddle remnants. while my wife watched and came out and told me she found some weeds there and those are rake marks. OH THAT DAMN WIFE. that cat is making me paranoid.
1 just because i gave it the award doesn’t mean it don’t count
