For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Yes I have put tomatoes in a fruit salad, and fruit on pizza is great and many cultures add sweet to savory or salty dishes for better effect.
I am a fuckdamn adult and I will put whatever the hell I want on the pizza I worked hard to earn.