“Build a brand.” For what? The thing doesn’t matter, only T H E B R A N D.
My brand!
Christ, this stuff is so grim.
Shoot CEOs in the back. Punch Nazis. Get that productivity going!
Help others solve their problems to sabotage them trying to follow step 4
That’s how you get ahead in life.
What they actually mean is “sell people solutions to problems that don’t actually exist”
Thank you for creating content
If you don’t create the content, how will we feed it into our AI models for free?
that sounds oddly like work
They forgot the ‘get lucky’ part. Lots of people make content. Few get lucky.
“If you’re 16-27, don’t forget to shit your shitty opinions all over LinkedIn in the name of building your personal brand, instead of learning things to have opinions that are actually worth a damn.” -LinkedIn Idiots.
Yes, this is the future we all wanted, a workforce consisting of nothing but influencers and prison labor (what else are those camps for). The american dream everyone!
After just 3 months of producing content with no income in sight you are finally evicted and homeless, free to roam the streets.
Thank god Im over 27, I can comfortably resign to the inevitability of wage slavery for life
