Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) came to Michigan Wednesday. The crowds? "If I'm being generous, that looks like 10 rows of 10 seats across on each side," reported a tech correspondent Chris O'Brien. "So about a total of 200 people potentially?" Former President Donald Trump's running mate addressed the...
    • kamenoko@sh.itjust.works
      9·
      3 months ago

      If they leave their homes to go to a political rally, who will protect their soft, smooth and willing furniture from JD Vance’s insatiable attention?

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
        5·
        3 months ago

        Now I want a parody of those 90s sexual harrassment PSAs but its just furniture talking about Vance. Bonus points if ya also do one based off those real fucked up 50s anti-gay ones, like really if ya can pull that off with the fucked up overtones intact ill be impressed.