• prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Dear Diary:

      The humans have refused to allow me to exit this house so I can attack the byerbs who taunt me from the tree out front. They mock me. Their slights must not go unpunished.

      I will do a ceremonial war piss in the humans clothing pile to get them ready for battle too.