South Dakota Governor and potential Trump 2024 running mate Kristi Noem tried to save face after admitting to shooting her dog by claiming that the dog was infected with the “woke mind virus” and therefore needed to be euthanized.
    • FiskFisk33@startrek.websiteEnglish
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      6 months ago

      “I thought the dog was growling when I heard it go ‘herrrrrr’ near my son, but then I realized it was trying to queer him up by referring to him as a ‘her.’ I knew the only way to protect him at that point was to put a bullet between Fido’s woke eyes before he turned my children into transvestite commie Jewish Palestine sympathizers.

      …you cant? reeeally?

      • emptyother@programming.devEnglish
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        6 months ago

        I’ve caught myself thinking it was an Onion article before, only to discover it wasn’t. And I’ve heard these morons refer to someone as both Jewish and Palestinian in the same sentence. And woke and commie. So this isn’t that far into unbelievable.

      • BigMacHole@lemm.eeEnglish
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        6 months ago

        Is she the same Person who said Jewish Space Lazers were starting Forest Fires or is she the one that said Teachers are turning kids Woke and therefore we need to give them Guns?