• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Yeah I demand all childless women on the internet show us their removedcats.

    Wait, I’m a childless and catless woman on the internet

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        4 months ago

        Madam Vice President the American people have a clear understanding of your position on the issues at stake, namely that you aren’t a raving freak show like your opponents, but one major question remains: will you or will you not send kitty pics? We deserve to see your cat. Should you win we wish to see your cat walk past your addresses without any regard whatsoever about you trying to announce changes to our lives.

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      4 months ago

      Well, I’m unfortunately a careless guy on the internet.

      (I want one, but I’m not in a place to have one- too busy.)