Some choice lyrics from “If you own the Washington Redskins you’re a removed” by Atom and His Package:

And you’ll go “Wah wah wah, you’re so PC” And I will say “Wait” Remind me again how it came to be That being “the stupid American” is a desirable trait

Wouldn’t it be offensive if we cheered: “Rah rah rah” for the Carolina Negroes With a beatbox cheer and big foam afros? Or if the Minnesota Vikings became the New York removeds With dollar bills on their helmets cause that’s what they like You know?

“Atom, what about the Saints, Angels, Padres too? Ain’t that the same thing for Christians that’s offending you?”

When there’s a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes Nailed to a cross, dying to save the team You’ll be right, you’ll be right But until then You’re. Not. Right