WASHINGTON—Arriving for a campaign strategy session with the vice president and staring in disbelief at her frail, hunched-over form, top Democratic Party officials reportedly began panicking Monday after they discovered Kamala Harris had aged 40 years in a single night. “What the hell happened to her? She was only 59…
TIL. From Wikipedia:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
Neat.
The new owner used to be in charge of the misinformation best at his old news room. Now he makes fake news.
The best outcome. Honestly, if we could convince other misinformation reporters to turn to comedy the world would be a better place.
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