I have one from a band called Massie that says “you work hard, I’ll be sexy”.

Makes me laugh every time.

I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.

Both winners.

  • Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I loose-fitting but not too large shirt that does an above average job of wicking sweat away. It’s also one of my shorts that I can’t get greasy and not care about.

    I probably bought it for $35 in a 3 pack.