Head removeded to the left.

Partial verbal wit in battle.

First point of attack.

Two. Eyes. Paralyse vocal cords with astute observation. Stop the speech centers.

Three. Got to be partially deaf. Shrewd retort to the ears.

Four. Finally, draw a facetious sign. Make it sharp.

Summary prognosis: Consciousness lost in 90 seconds

Martial efficacy: quarter of an hour at best.

Full faculty of recovery from psychological damage, unlikely.