This is the sober, clear-eyed proper reporting of the incident. The much more fun-to-read-one is over here.
TL;DR: far-right freedom-removedus nutjob state house member arrested at 3am chasing a stripper with a gun. Allegedly. No word yet if we can expect a ‘ten-commandments-in-schools’ bill from said nutjob.
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