Pay for dinner
lmfao savage
This man fights in the shade.
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
Pushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
How many reasons did you code into it?
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA course
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they’ve broken up since
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name