Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoTotally not a death cult.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1417
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minus-squarekent_eh@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·6 months ago Wasn’t Jesus supposed to be like, a pacifist? Sometimes he was. (Matthew 5:9) Other times he was “if you don’t have a sword, sell your clothes to buy a sword” (Luke 22:36-38) . That’s the “great” thing about the Bible, its got enough cobtradictions that you can make it support pretty much anything you want it to.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-26 months agoYep. That’s how I convinced a doctor to graft a leg into the middle of my back, so I can use it like a kickstand when I get tired. Doc said no at first. When I told him Jesus said it was cool on page 148, he got me the best leg they had on hand! Gotta trust in Jesus kids, you just gotta!
Sometimes he was. (Matthew 5:9)
Other times he was “if you don’t have a sword, sell your clothes to buy a sword” (Luke 22:36-38)
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That’s the “great” thing about the Bible, its got enough cobtradictions that you can make it support pretty much anything you want it to.
Yep. That’s how I convinced a doctor to graft a leg into the middle of my back, so I can use it like a kickstand when I get tired.
Doc said no at first. When I told him Jesus said it was cool on page 148, he got me the best leg they had on hand!
Gotta trust in Jesus kids, you just gotta!