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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship

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Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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NEW YORK—Conspicuously holding up her wrist for everyone in the bar to see, local woman Liz Galdames reportedly flashed her friendship bracelet Wednesday evening in order to repel anyone seeking platonic companionship. “Sorry, buddy, I already have a pal,” Galdames told the disappointed man who had approached her with…
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