only for 40 years
I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.
Frequently
Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.
That’s what I thought, too. It’s almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.
Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.
Working in a grocery store in high school blunted that fun for me, because when you’re busy and trying to go in and out those doors can be frustratingly slow. I like to think better of my Jedi powers.
But, since then, I do get the desire to shoulder-check the door to pop it off the tracks - so I can use it as a swing door. I got good at doing it when I’d do cart returns.
I make Sith force gestures
No. But when a door doesn’t open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.
yes
And at stoplights, yes.
“You will turn green”
turns green
“Yeah, I’m a fuckin’ Jedi.”
“No you’re not. You just watched the light on the cross street.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
You mean other people don’t?!?
No, but I’m going to. Thanks.
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I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
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