• RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    I am not her pet, I am her caretaker according to her. I’m here to make sure she’s happy, healthy, and cozy, in one of those orders. She likes me! I also know she likes anyone who will get her a treat.

    Except my identical twin. My identical twin is very very scary, you see. So scary to little cats.

    (The kitten is a dingus)

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      6 days ago

      Your kitty is at least as smart as a human baby, they’re scared of identical twins too.

      They’re WRONG, don’t you see!? Don’t you smell and hear the clues!? Am I the only one who’s not fooled!?

      We all have to override our fear of identical twins with logic, but there’s a reason for the “evil twin” trope.

      Edit: of course, you could be the evil one, but that’s okay because every evil villain loves their cat.

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        No no, neither of us is evil! We shared an imaginary evil triplet though. Easy to not know!

        And yes, the kitten is smart. Except when she isn’t! She’s always a very good cat, the best at being a cat!