• ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
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    2 months ago

    Pfftt, amateur hour. You’re not a real capitalist success story until you’ve hoarded enough wealth to afford hiring a poor person to do your fork-stabbing for you.

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      2 months ago

      You can also have them go out and stab those who try to make they own cakes and cut you out of the equation.