Hi everyone! Now that I’ve been made mod (Like a week ago, sorry got busy lol) of BBT after having been abandoned, I’ll be working to revitalize things.
I’ve updated the banner and icon, take a look! And also established a couple actual rules in the sidebar:
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in “(Old-School) Twitter-like” form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a “Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift” level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
Things have been more or less fine (didn’t walk into a 40+ modlog like with [email protected] lmao) so I don’t expect these rules to impact things too much. But if you know of any post that does, be sure to report it!
And I’m open to any commentary on the new rules!
And now a word from our sponsor, The Krusty Krab:
“Come down to the Krusty Krab and spend yer money! I mean, grab a fresh delicious Krabby Patty!”
If you get rid of the congratulations sailor posts we riot. But otherwise thanks for coming on as mod!
Unironically those congratulations sailor Friday posts make my week a little more bearable. I love them
Hell no, I love those posts, I need it to finish my week
As our new overlord what kind of tribute do you require?
Nothing too drastic or big really, just the…KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA
Wait, how did you know the size of c/conservatives modlog?
When I became the main mod of it (and converted it into a satire comm, don’t worry lol) it showed me the back log. I think it was around 45 or so heh
Might I inquire what a “Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift” is?
Something very low effort, like say a screen grab and just a transcript of the sentence of the screengrab for a title or something
What is this place?
Bikini Bottom Twitter, the Lemmy-verse home of the Krabby Patty and best comm on all of Lemmy