LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days agoAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19imageAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksLOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareCorngood@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days ago compact, tactical France Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoThey’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoEncore une fois! Avec… émotion! jazz hands
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-212 days agoDo you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways? EDIT: If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
minus-squareSomething Burger 🍔@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoDon’t forget the folding chair:
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoI don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
minus-squaredlhextall@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoStupid, sexy Flandersroad
minus-squareYourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoThe road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.
Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
Arrêt!
What?
Arrêt!
They’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
ARRÊT!
ARRÊT!
Encore une fois! Avec… émotion!
jazz hands
Do you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways?
EDIT:
If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
Don’t forget the folding chair:
I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
Stupid, sexy
FlandersroadThe road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.