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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer

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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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SPARTA, OH—Setting itself apart as a uniquely innocuous object, a wooden spoon is the only thing in local man Patrick Davies’ life that is not currently giving him cancer, sources confirmed Thursday. Unlike every other physical item Davies encounters in his day-to-day existence, the bamboo utensil is reportedly not leaching toxic chemicals into his body that […]
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    Where else am i to get my required daily dose of microplastic?

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      Just inhale. Especially if you are in a closed environment without proper ventilation. Many clothing are made with synthetic fiber blends, so there is plastic micro fibers in every home.

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        You can choose not to buy polyester clothing. Most of mine is cotton.

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          Ah, but car tires are the #1 cause of microplastic pollution and in the US there aren’t any cities that are car free

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      Drinking water?

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      Eating animals and plants

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      Car tire dust. Most of the plastic in your body comes from car tires

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