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This would all be so much funnier if I lived on a space station
Asked last week if any of Kennedy’s health issues could compromise his fitness for the presidency, Stefanie Spear, a spokesperson for the Kennedy campaign, told the Times, “That is a hilarious suggestion, given the competition.”
That’s hard to argue with tbh.
Dead Worm for a brain Kennedy, shitting himself Traitor-Trump and I can’t see anything wrong with Netanjahu Biden, what a party.
Poor thing probably starved to death.
Top tier roast
His brain is so toxic that the unfortunate worm died of poisoning.
Maybe that was literally the case, he apparently had mercury poisoning at around the same time.
It’s starting to sound like a retelling of the old lady who swallowed the fly.
Someone needs to invite /u/Poem_for_your_sprog to Lemmy.
the 70-year-old Kennedy has portrayed his athleticism and relative youth as an advantage over the two oldest people to ever seek the White House
A 70 year old is the young guy? That’s nuts
Well he does have Junior in his name
Relative youth. Did you not read that word or not understand it?
Trump and Biden are even older. Which is insane on its own lol
That’s my point exactly. Everyone is so old that a 70 year old is considered young relative to the others.
He’s still relatively old as fuck. If you can collect social security you shouldn’t be running a country
Relative to his competitors he is young, which we all agree is insane.
The weird thing was it wasn’t even a parasitic worm, it was just a regular earth worm.
Poor guy starved to death.
The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the deposition.
Or fatal food poisoning.
“this one, unpalatable, even with chianti and flava beans.” - Hannibal Lecter
The worm was dead. He’s an idiot that thinks ivermectin cures covid. Fucker got lucky and accidentally treated his at the time undiagnosed brainworms.
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That wasn’t a worm in his brain. That WAS his brain.
“If that had been a properly FDA-inspected brain, that worm may not have died.” - someone’s youtube comment
TBH I’m worried about how the RFK Jr fans will shift to the GOP.
Trump and Biden are polling around 40%, RFK at around 10%, so Trump would have a definitive victory depending on where the RFK Voters flee to and how many if any crawl out of the woodwork for Biden.
