Faced with relentless Republican attacks on reproductive freedom including efforts to give embryos and fetuses legal rights from the moment of conception, Democratic lawmakers in two states have recently introduced legislation that would ban men from ejaculating for purposes other than making babies, with some exceptions.
Nah, this is performative nonsense to grab some headlines and say, “See, we’re doing stuff,” that doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of actually passing and changing peoples’ lives. Meanwhile, the Republicans are running roughshod all over the Democrats on things that actually have pretty immediate, overwhelmingly negative impacts on peoples’ lives, like the shitshow that is DOGE, and the Democrats are just angrily wagging their collective finger and going, “Why, Mr. President, if you don’t knock that off, I’m going to really get cross with you. I daresay, I may even use uncouth language in reference to your person, despite the esteemed office you occupy!” They aren’t even making token efforts at trying to derail any of his cabinet picks and get some GOP defectors to help block them.
They’ve tried nothing and thrown up their hands, so now it’s time to draw out the tried and true playbook of looking as incompetent and out of touch at a key moment in history as they can possibly manage to do, short of outright switching party membership and taking up the GOP mantle themselves.