return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 3 months agoMembers of Congress again outperformed the stock market, report showsfortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1475cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1475external-linkMembers of Congress again outperformed the stock market, report showsfortune.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square37fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squareFeloniousPunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoMakes me want to turn to a life of crime.
minus-squaredoctortofu@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-23 months agoProblem is, unless you’re rich and powerful crimes tend to have consequences - they only “just let you do it” when your account balance already has a certain number of digits…
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoYeah but you have to have a lot of money to get elected.
minus-squareFeloniousPunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI pledge a chicken in every mosh pit
Makes me want to turn to a life of crime.
Problem is, unless you’re rich and powerful crimes tend to have consequences - they only “just let you do it” when your account balance already has a certain number of digits…
Yeah but you have to have a lot of money to get elected.
FeloniousPunk for Congress.
I pledge a chicken in every mosh pit