ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square216fedilinkarrow-up1168file-text
arrow-up1168message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square216fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·8 days agoNothing. Everyone is going to get the same alert and freak the fuck out, clogging all the roads, making it impossible to get to a shelter. I have 2 choices: Center of my cinderblock house and hope for the best. Submerged in the hot tub and hope for the best.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 days agoOption number C. Just pretend like nothing happened, probably a false alarm like last time. Whats the worst that can happen?
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·8 days agoIn that case, hot tub. False alarm? Still got a soak in the hot tub. :)
minus-squarePennyRoyal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoSubmerged in the neighbour’s wife/daughter/pool boy/donkey (delete as appropriate)?
Nothing. Everyone is going to get the same alert and freak the fuck out, clogging all the roads, making it impossible to get to a shelter.
I have 2 choices:
Center of my cinderblock house and hope for the best.
Submerged in the hot tub and hope for the best.
Option number C. Just pretend like nothing happened, probably a false alarm like last time.
Whats the worst that can happen?
In that case, hot tub. False alarm? Still got a soak in the hot tub. :)
Submerged in the neighbour’s wife/daughter/pool boy/donkey (delete as appropriate)?