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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire
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    The real reason that NORAD tracks Santa is so we don’t accidentally shoot him down.

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