• Scratch@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    For the first part, I’m sure the furniture was made in the USA, explaining it’s shoddy construction. Secondly, Homer has a built-in football helmet. You could wallop him all day with a surgical 2x4.

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      6 months ago

      I’m pretty sure Homer’s head is built like a woodpecker. He is the next evolutionary link.